Pocho.com’s Week In Ñews: Iowa, Chihuahuas, Looking “Mexican”

Pocho.com’s Week In Ñews: Iowa, Chihuahuas, Looking “Mexican”

Mary Mata January 9, 2012

Hatred of the poor edged out racism and homophobia in the Iowa GOP caucuses, a Fresno man was mauled by chihuahuas and died of shame, and the attempt to repeal […]

Mauled By Chihuahuas, Man Survives Attack, But Not The Shame

Mary Mata January 5, 2012

(PNS reporting from FRESNO) — A Fresno man who survived a relentless attack by chihuahuas last month took his own life Monday after weeks of even more relentless humiliation over the […]

Latinos Are Homogenous Thanks To The Monthly Conference Call

Mary Mata

Recently, El Guapo decided enough was enough and began a crusade that rivals any other in the course of human history. Unfortunately, the American Latino (Guatsupinus Cabronicus) is a species […]

The Pocho Ocho Secrets Of Your Average Latino Family

Mary Mata January 4, 2012

8. Uncle Wilfredo from South America is a Nazi 7. The real reason your brother looks like Vicente Fernandez 6. La Otra Familia 5. Tia Choncha’s moustache 4. Coca Cola boycott exemption for Cuba Libres […]

Latino Satire, Comedy Site Pocho.com Launches Today

Mary Mata January 2, 2012

Pocho.com aims to be the go to place for Latinos in United States looking for their fix of satire and comedy. If the name sounds familiar, it may be because […]

Santa Slips Into Cookie-Induced Diabetic Coma, Thanks Kids

Mary Mata December 29, 2011

Santa has had a long and much-publicized battle with his weight. TMZ and The Enquirer recently published photos of him on holiday with his wife. The tabloids have relentlessly attacked […]

Habanero Enema, For Those Who Are Literally Full Of It

Mary Mata December 15, 2011

El Guapo is proud to announce that this holiday season he has joined forces with the only Mexican colon cleanser on the market, Holy Holee Inc. As a result, he […]

December 2011: The Beginning of The End?

Mary Mata

By Reyna Jacqueline Peña News came Saturday night that a 6.5 magnitude earthquake shook southern Mexico. By morning, numerous posts could be found online linking this event with the 2012 […]

I Take Awkward Family Photos All By Myself

Mary Mata December 14, 2011

I hope nothing severe enough ever happens to me to the point where I end up in the 11 o’clock news – simply because I am not a very photogenic […]

El Guapo’s Guide To Decoding Popular Racism

Mary Mata December 8, 2011

El Guapo is a creature of habit. Thursdays he likes to do laundry as he watches novelas. And because he is trying to go green, he pulls up the hamper […]