A Satirical Take On Romney’s Spanish “Nosotros” TV Ad

A Satirical Take On Romney’s Spanish “Nosotros” TV Ad

Mary Mata January 24, 2012

(PNS reporting from the CAYMAN ISLANDS) — Addressing complaints from English-speaking voters that his new Spanish-language Nosotros TV commercial was Greek to them, Gov. Mitt Romney’s campaign today released a subtitled version of […]

“Mexican Mitt” Is A Latino Response To Political Doublespeak

Mary Mata January 23, 2012

In 2012 Latino voters are going to be critical to races across the country, yet it seems that even as candidates woo these voters with their targeted messages, the actual […]

Thanks To Arizona For Making Latinos Invisible In History

Mary Mata January 19, 2012

Periodically there is a rattling of cages over failures to include a genuine representation of Latinos in U.S. history textbooks and classrooms. The Texas Board of Education has been consistently accused […]

Undocumented Immigrants Can’t Even Freeload Properly

Mary Mata January 12, 2012

It’s no secret that El Guapo hates undocumented immigrants. He spent most of the holidays on his roof, throwing used cell phones and rusty 9-volt batteries at his undocumented family […]

An Interview With Mitt Romney Twitter Parody “Mexican Mitt”

Mary Mata

In response to Mitt Romney’s recent win in the New Hampshire primary, the parody of the presumed GOP presidential candidate emerged on Twitter. Using the handle @MexicanMitt,  the accounts has […]

Being A Latina Means Having A Good Sense Of Humor

Mary Mata January 11, 2012

My friend and I once argued about the comedic talents of women. Though he is very much a fan of female comedians, he claimed that he knew few funny women […]

Pocho.com’s Week In Ñews: Iowa, Chihuahuas, Looking “Mexican”

Mary Mata January 9, 2012

Hatred of the poor edged out racism and homophobia in the Iowa GOP caucuses, a Fresno man was mauled by chihuahuas and died of shame, and the attempt to repeal […]

Mauled By Chihuahuas, Man Survives Attack, But Not The Shame

Mary Mata January 5, 2012

(PNS reporting from FRESNO) — A Fresno man who survived a relentless attack by chihuahuas last month took his own life Monday after weeks of even more relentless humiliation over the […]

Latinos Are Homogenous Thanks To The Monthly Conference Call

Mary Mata

Recently, El Guapo decided enough was enough and began a crusade that rivals any other in the course of human history. Unfortunately, the American Latino (Guatsupinus Cabronicus) is a species […]

The Pocho Ocho Secrets Of Your Average Latino Family

Mary Mata January 4, 2012

8. Uncle Wilfredo from South America is a Nazi 7. The real reason your brother looks like Vicente Fernandez 6. La Otra Familia 5. Tia Choncha’s moustache 4. Coca Cola boycott exemption for Cuba Libres […]