Lady Gaga, Pitbull Take On “La Cucaracha”

Lady Gaga, Pitbull Take On “La Cucaracha”

Mary Mata December 1, 2011

Comedienne Jesenia Bailey and fellow Latino comedian Carlos A. Gonzalez recently produced a spoof of “La Cucaracha” as performed by Lady Gaga and Pitbull. In the video, below, the two singers […]

The Top 5 Signs You’re At A Mexican Wedding

Mary Mata November 29, 2011

Recently  I had the pleasure of attending a family wedding — a Mexican wedding. You gotta love Mexican weddings. And as I tweeted with a #MexicanWedding hashtag, I came to […]

Thank God For Republicans, Black Friday And My Identity Crisis

Mary Mata November 22, 2011

Soon we will all be gathered around the table of brotherhood detailing what we are most grateful for…then a couple of hours later, after emerging from a stagnant turkey coma, […]

Nation Politely Asks TX To Stop Exclusively Exporting Idiots

Mary Mata November 17, 2011

The rest of the country doesn’t want to be too forward or anything.  It keeps kicking at some invisible pebble on the ground, and it has tried to avoid the […]

Rick Perry, Ms. South Carolina Have Ultimate Debate Showdown

Mary Mata November 11, 2011

After his epic performance in the latest GOP debate, Rick Perry has confirmed that he and his long-time debate coach, Miss Teen South Carolina, will be competing in what’s being […]

Univision Planning Money-Saving Boob Cutbacks

Mary Mata November 10, 2011

Miami, Florida — Economic troubles have ransacked virtually every media outlet and have made budget slashing a necessary byproduct in boardrooms across the country. Countless long-respected newspapers and magazines have been […]

The Pancake Joke

Mary Mata November 8, 2011

Yesterday I wrote a story about the Spanglish word “troca” and how I love it and how I don’t care if it’s not proper Spanish, I will never let it […]

Stop Whining, Baby: The Golden Age of The Child Is Over

Mary Mata November 3, 2011

That’s right, it’s over.  Those chubby-fingered, sticky-faced little charlatans have reigned for far too long, and, like Gaddafi, their golden age is behind them. Need Proof? Read on. There was […]

Día De Los Muertos: Top 5 Signs Technology Will Enslave Us

Mary Mata October 27, 2011

The machines will soon enslave us all. It’s not a prediction. It’s a guarantee. If you thought this was just a cute science fiction premise, think again. Your own instincts will […]

Anti-Immigrant Rhetoric Is Like Republican Viagra

Mary Mata October 20, 2011

It shouldn’t have taken this long to figure out, but the angry anti-immigration rhetoric that’s been around since just after the arrival of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria apparently […]