Pocho Ocho steps on the GOP’s ‘Path to Citizenship’

pochoBy Especial Correspondents, Pocho Ñews Service

The Republican Party has jumped on the immigration reform bandwagon with their own “Path to Citizenship” proposals. Here are the GOP’s pocho ocho ways undocumented residents can get legal:

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8. Mow Mitt Romney’s lawn
7. Pose for publicity photo with AZ Gov. Jan Brewja
6. Pretend you’re “Hispanic” for the CIA
5. Learn to mis-pronounce your name
4. Agree to be three-fifths of a citizen
3. Promise to discriminate against the next wave of immigrants
2. Adios Tapatio, hello Tabasco!

And the numero uno way to get on the Republican Path to Citizenship is…

Be a Cuban

This article was first published in Pocho.com.

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