RNC Drinking Game: Turn Lame To LOLs With Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila
By Beano Berritas, Pocho Ñews Service
Mira! The Republican National Convention Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila.
Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!
| ACTION | REACTION |
| Speaker mentions Ronald Reagan | Chug a beer |
| TV camera finds a black person in the audience | One shot of Arpaio Viejo™ |
| TV camera finds a Latino in the audience | Shot and a beer |
| Speaker mentions ‘socialism’ | Drink your neighbor’s beer |
| Ted Nugent bites the head off a Nancy Pelosi doll | Michelada |
| A protesting Ron Paul delegate sparks a righteous doobie on the convention floor | Please get a doctor’s recommendation for the appropriate medication if available in your state or jurisdiction |
| Rafalca dances the Dougie | Stop. Put that bottle down. You’ve had quite enough |
This article was first published in Pocho.com.
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