Lady Gaga In Machete Kills!
By Davy O. Rourke, Our Tiempo
There still hasn’t been a trailer, but we know Danny Trejo will return as the machete wielding “take no prisoners” Mexicano. The all star cast includes: Jessica Alba, Zoe Saldana, Sofia Vergara, Edward James Olmos, Cuba Gooding, Vanessa Hudgens, Demian Bichir, Charlie Sheen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Alexa Vega.
The plot according to imdb- “The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.” We know there will be no texting, but this is a Rodriguez film so expect the usual grind-house blood.
This article was first published in Our tiempo.
Davy O. Rourke is a style and entertainment contributor at Out Tiempo and the gringo at the fiesta.
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