Could Salma Hayek, ‘Brown’ Bushes Be Undocumented?

They’re not, and that’s neither here nor there. What matters is why we ask the question.

Salma Hayek admits, in an article published in the Tucson Sentinel, that at a point in time (I know, it sounds mysterious, but that’s what it amounts to) she lived in the United States with out proper and legal documentation. Gasp!

Hayek, 44, is a naturalized citizen, but I’m wondering if this revelation could come back to bite her in the backside. I’m also wondering how many guys would volunteer to do the deed (I’m not crass, I’m a realist).

In an interview with Spain’s V Magazine Hayek talked about undocumented workers in the US, where she revealed her past and temporary status in the US.

What does this have to do with the “Brown” Bush’s?

It turns out that Jeb Bush, son of President Bush 41, brother of President Bush 43 and father of a gaggle of kids that are 50 percent Latino has criticized Arizona’s controversial immigration law. The Miami Herald reports that under that law he says his kids might look suspicious to police. Bush’s wife, Columba, was born in Mexico and is a naturalized citizen. Their kids are wonderfully morenos and were referred to Bush 41 as his “little brown ones.” You remember that.

Accoding to the DenverPost:

“Bush said if the United States deported 12 million illegal residents from across the country, it would cost billions and not be very effective.”

Yes, and his kids might be kicked out of the country by accident. So would Salma, but who would do that?

I say they should do an anti-Arizona Immigration Law poster and put Salma and the little Brown ones on it.