Surreptitiously Scratch Your Balls

I had originally intended to write a post lamenting the fact that men seem to always need to touch their genitals. If there’s really that much going on down there, maybe you should invest in soap? Just a suggestion. But, instead, I had to write about Baller Jeans, made with a glove built into one pocket so that a man can adjust himself without having the whole world know about it.

Yes, this product really exists and it’s really called Baller Jeans. From the website:

“Zak is the founder and innovator of Baller Jeans.  In true genius form, Zak was attempting to discretely scratch and adjust himself without the need to draw attention to his covert activities.  Let’s just say Zak is not exactly subtle in such activities.  Alas, a discussion about his activities takes place involving the whole family.  It was in that moment of laughter and comments filling the air that Zak had his breakthrough…

Why not have a glove for a pocket!

It was this simple idea that turned a teenager into a fashion innovator.

Baller Jeans was born.”

I’m touched — well, not literally, but you know what I mean. What do you think? Will you be dropping $109-$149 to scratch your balls in public, or your just going to use soap tomorrow? Thoughts?