Snow White’s Advice: Cook, Clean, Men

I don’t know if you all have seen these videos from Second City, but they are too funny! In a series called “Advice From A Cartoon Princess” the actress recounts some of the horribly stupid things female princess characters do in Disney films that would be, in real life, just horribly dumb.

A few examples:

• I live with seven men — it’s totally platonic.
• If you’re wandering alone, you should walk into the first house that looks open.
• Cook, clean, men.  Giggle.
• If you need to clean a kitchen, invite in rabid animals to help you.
• It’s really fun to give your friends nicknames based on their most obvious features.
• Older women, when they’re ugly, are very trustworthy, but when they’re pretty — watch out — they’re evil!
• It’s important to be fair.  You have to be the fairest. If you go outside and get a little sun, stop it, you need to be fair.
• You know you’ve made it as the prettiest person when everyone around you wants to kill you.
• Fair, fair, fairest. White, white, whitest.

And that’s the end. Watch the video for more “tips” on how to be a princess ladies!